Smegma: /ˈsmɛgmə/ Show Spelled[smeg-muh] Show IPA. noun. a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. Way too often, the description grosses people out. That’s really too bad. In moderation, it’s fucking hot. It gives taste and smell to an otherwise tasteless and odorless tube of engorged flesh. It reminds us that, yes, the dick is a vital, complicated organ attached to a living breathing man. When you’re sucking on an unwashed, uncut dick, there is no fucking doubt what is in your mouth. It is not a forearm, it is not a balloon, it is a dick and it is confident and unapologetic.